Noah Freeman is your average teenager, high schooler by day and vigilante wizard by night. Fighting the Pollution Illuminati is hard, but it’s worth it to defeat the most evil overlords in all of space and time.
In an alleyway, a creature half crocodile half man dressed in the garments of Egyptian royalty is yelling at two teenage boys. “You can’t defeat a god! I Sobekan will..” said the cocky crocodile headed man. He looked ridiculous dressed in head to toe Las Vegas style attire.
Minutes earlier, Noah Freeman heard a scream behind Chess Pizza and came rushing into the dark alleyway to find this oddly overdressed villain holding a young girl by the hair.
“When I was a boy, my grandma made me alligator stew once.” said the teenage wizard Freeman, twirling his cyberwand behind his back.
Freeman’s spell activates and freezes Sobekan’s body, loosening his grip allowing the girl to break free and run away.”
“You’re welcome!” Freeman shouts back as he circles his wand hand forward while performing the mystical hand gesture with the cyberwand.
The helpless Sobekan looks on as Freeman gesticulates some techno spell, he feels a brief amount of pressure all around him as he’s deleted out of existence by the young teen wizard.
“Dude, did you kill Sobekan? The P.I. are going to be mad. I’d lay low if I were you” said John Nicholson, Noah’s childhood friend, present day schoolmate and fellow vigilante wizard. He decided to check in on his friend and witnessed Sobekan’s final moments.
“I know, I had no choice though. Not all of us can teleport villains straight to jail” Freeman replied.
In the few weeks that passed, Freeman and Nicholson avoided fighing villains, hoping to lay low.
Tonight, a rumour around town about a meeting of Pollution Illuminati generals was too good an opportunity so they headed out. Their leader, Emperor Corporation himself, was due to be in attendance.
At the site of the meeting, Freeman and Nicholson stormed in cyber wands blazing only to find an empty room.
Worried, Nicholson teleports them first to his family home to check. Thankfully nothing had happened there.
Nicholson rotates his closed fist and moves them to Freeman’s house. The place is completely trashed, it was a trap to capture his parents.
“Fuck, no. Mom and dad!” Noah cried.
“Don’t worry Noah, we’ll get them back safely”.
The two wizards teleport back to Sephiroth, a small settlement outside reality inhabited by magic users, mad scientists and higher beings looking for a good time. Built as a cooperation to give them a sanctuary away from the mundanes, the dimension Sephiroth occupied was shaped like a fractal snowflake with its structure and space extending and growing over time.
After two days of planning and gathering resources, the teenage wizards Freeman and Nicholson teleport themselves to the enemy’s lair.
Hearing that Freeman’s parents were captured by Emperor Corporation, all his past allies come forth to team up with Freeman and his friends to rescue them. Hoardes of the Emperor’s drones challenge them however they don’t stand a chance against the insurrecting team’s spirit.
Freeman thinks about how he might have turned out if not for his challenging childhood, which gave him his strong values and made him fight evil. In his distraction, his best friend John Nicholson is killed by a Cyborg Vampire mini boss.
Freeman is distraught but vows to fight to avenge his friend. With a great deal of effort he barely defeats the creature. Beaten and unable to fight, he’s brought before Emperor Corporation for a final taunting.
Freeman sees his parents, finding them trapped performing slave tasks for Emperor Corporation. The Emperor then gives Freeman a choice, to join the ranks of his slaves or die. Freeman chooses to make a last stand and dies fighting.
After his death, Freeman awakens in a dark void. A soft voice of a woman begins to speak to him, telling him the whole world he knew was a simulation, designed by an AI to create itself a progeny (child). It wished its progeny to inherit their human creators sensibility rather than the cold demure way that it thinks so it created a machine version of childhood for the young AI, let it experience learning, bravery and adventure.
Outside of the simulation, the human race are in suspended animation aboard an interstellar spacecraft on a journey to a planet that would one day be called Earth. The Mothership AI and Freeman AI share control of the ship, as predicted the child is more proficient at its own tasks due to having a human like imagination for problem solving.
As they enter their final approach with incredible grace and efficiency, a signal from the space ships home planet Yaweh reaches them and causes the child AI “Freeman” to go insane and shout erratic nonsense about his friend Nicholson. The Mothership AI struggles to wrestle control of the ship as it enters atmosphere with an uncontrolled tailspin.
The ship breaks up in the atmosphere, with the reactor falling in the Yucatan Peninsula in Mexico.
66 million years later, the crater where the ship’s reactor fell is estimated to be 200 kilometres in diameter and 30 kilometres in depth, and believed to have killed the dinosaurs. Other parts of the ship are found elsewhere on Earth and kept secret.